Recap: 'America's Next Top Model' Cycle 13 Tiny Models Premere HitFix
The pigmy models all show up at a hotel. Tyra comes out and explains a few things in a French accent and a few of the girls look like they're flourishing to faint. Then the contestants head off to meet the Jays, get their Polaroids taken and learn how to catwalk.
Alison is a modeling schoolmistress. Brittany is a math major. Amber models for Christ and likes to, apparently, model while pissed. Bianca has no hair's breadth and big ego. (Didn't we already get one of those? There an echo in here?) Sundai has the hard-luck-foster-home story for this cycle. Some Other Chick catwalks in crutches.
Hey! Whoever That Chick Was Who Won Last Series isn't in the Cover Girl commercials over the break. Start your conspiracy theories now.
Hiyeeee! It's time for panel. Jennifer from Philly is Asian and got into a scrum with a Freulein from Jersey. That's her interesting story. Crutches girl has a name. It's Courtney. My God. Look at the Natalia Vodianova eyes on that one. Tyra likes her because she has no boobs.
Oh Monarch, it's hard to be humble these daysTo give you context, the Nieman is the Nobel Prize of journalism, it is the Barack Obama of my pursuit, it is the Tyra Banks of my humble profession, it is as sexy as the success of Orlando Pirates, wouldn't you say. Everything after that is an and more »
